FishNo

2010-02-17T17:32:00.002-05:00

i was last seen drawing a very long finger on a blackboard.

Likt

2010-02-16T10:57:00.002-05:00

2010-01-14T10:29:00.000-05:00

sorry.

2009-09-29T21:25:00.004-04:00

a man entered this video store, went to look at the collection, and came to the counter. well dressed and smiling, he said: "i don't have time to look, i just want you to tell me if you have a few films. 'my fantasy girl's pov, no.1 and 3.' no? okay, how about 'POUnd the ROUnd?' no? alright, thanks buddy."

reading list summer 2004

2009-09-24T00:00:00.000-04:00

the entries highlighted in yellow or pink are the ones i read that summer.

sneak

2009-09-23T00:00:00.000-04:00

tarp

2009-09-22T00:00:00.000-04:00

hi there.

2009-09-21T00:00:00.000-04:00

house of aster

2009-09-20T00:00:00.000-04:00

cut

2009-09-19T00:00:00.000-04:00

fits

2009-09-17T00:00:00.000-04:00

2009-09-08T00:00:00.000-04:00

2009-09-06T00:00:00.000-04:00

2009-09-05T00:00:00.000-04:00

date

2009-09-01T00:00:00.002-04:00

2009-08-31T00:00:00.000-04:00

fish

2009-08-30T00:00:00.000-04:00

2009-08-29T00:00:00.004-04:00

spool

2009-08-28T13:55:00.003-04:00

Found some old school notebooks recently. My school notes are embarrassingly poor but they are full of doodles too.

cute

2009-08-27T00:00:00.001-04:00

cute monster on a magical flying carpet.

being drunk

2009-08-26T18:12:00.000-04:00

bulge in my pants

2009-08-25T00:00:00.000-04:00

floating bilitng

2009-08-24T00:00:00.000-04:00

cat space spice

2009-08-23T00:00:00.000-04:00

in a box

2009-08-22T00:00:00.001-04:00

frog with a belly boton

2009-08-21T00:00:00.000-04:00

fott

2009-08-20T10:57:00.000-04:00

fits

2009-08-19T17:30:00.003-04:00

bedbard

2009-08-18T18:52:00.000-04:00

Hello

2009-08-17T18:53:00.000-04:00

beadbard

2009-08-16T18:51:00.001-04:00

bardbarn

2009-08-15T18:49:00.000-04:00

Moly

2009-08-14T18:48:00.000-04:00

Wax wig

2009-08-13T18:46:00.001-04:00

by dave dunham
& zevan rosser

Wastefort B.

2009-08-12T18:45:00.001-04:00

by zevan rosser
and dave dunham

velf head

2009-08-11T18:43:00.000-04:00

wek

2009-08-10T18:42:00.000-04:00

attic pt.3

2009-08-09T18:41:00.000-04:00

attic pt.2

2009-08-08T18:40:00.000-04:00

attic pt.1

2009-08-07T18:38:00.000-04:00

dumb

2009-08-06T14:24:00.004-04:00

drone

2009-08-05T08:32:00.000-04:00

the top

2009-08-04T10:14:00.004-04:00

kaus

2009-08-03T23:16:00.003-04:00

Return of the living

2009-08-02T20:41:00.000-04:00

throw

2009-08-01T20:43:00.001-04:00

by zevan rosser
and dave dunham

july done

2009-07-31T19:52:00.001-04:00

gnairloy.

July

2009-07-31T19:47:00.002-04:00

salted cured dingust disco

2009-07-30T23:05:00.003-04:00

Futeare

2009-07-29T17:21:00.003-04:00

by dave dunham
and zevan rosser

2009-07-28T00:00:00.001-04:00

2009-07-27T00:00:00.001-04:00

clodvalve

2009-07-26T00:00:00.000-04:00

2009-07-25T00:00:00.000-04:00

C.R.B.

2009-07-24T00:00:00.001-04:00

clov

2009-07-23T00:00:00.003-04:00

worst words.

pad

2009-07-22T00:00:00.002-04:00

2009-07-21T00:00:00.001-04:00

stylist

2009-07-20T00:00:00.005-04:00

I was capable of making hair grow on her wherever I wanted including inside of her body, on her brain, under the fingernails, bottom of the feet. Moreover, I could make the hair of any volume, color, density, shape and and type (curly, straight, flimsy, brittle) that I wished. She didn't like anything too weird so we usually stuck to a subtle mustache.

ice is.

2009-07-19T00:00:00.001-04:00

giolpo

2009-07-18T00:00:00.001-04:00

Woods

2009-07-17T00:00:00.001-04:00

Sir Ped

2009-07-16T12:00:00.001-04:00

Ted

2009-07-15T00:00:00.000-04:00

brab

2009-07-14T00:00:00.000-04:00

2009-07-13T00:00:00.002-04:00

bak

2009-07-12T00:00:00.005-04:00

bar

2009-07-11T00:00:00.002-04:00

Valentinesday

2009-07-10T23:00:00.004-04:00

beached and dying man

2009-07-09T00:00:00.002-04:00

koalab

2009-07-08T12:00:00.004-04:00

by dave dunham
& zevan rosser

kaolab

2009-07-07T00:00:00.003-04:00

by zevan rosser

& dave dunham

think

2009-07-06T11:34:00.001-04:00

need to think fast.

g

2009-07-05T11:41:00.000-04:00

stay off my grass.

old

2009-07-04T11:41:00.000-04:00

old people perish.

think

2009-07-03T11:40:00.000-04:00

think i will just do this until i get bored

creatures

2009-07-02T11:39:00.001-04:00

Talking to me they're speaking too loud. I shot one of them with my trusty needle arm shooter.

humor

2009-07-01T11:38:00.000-04:00

Good to be humorless once in a while.

so...

2009-06-30T22:53:00.000-04:00

i put a nickel into a soda machine and the machine broke. the nickel melted and dripped out the coin-return slot and i didn't even get my diet cola. i was so thirsty that i died on the spot.

Sir Ped

2009-05-04T20:54:00.002-04:00

spider-man fanfix

2009-04-03T11:00:00.004-04:00

2009-03-05T23:00:00.002-05:00

dessit

2009-02-03T20:49:00.000-05:00

flacebo2

2009-01-31T15:00:00.002-05:00

flacebo

2009-01-30T15:00:00.003-05:00

head

2009-01-28T15:00:00.002-05:00

c-lab

2009-01-26T20:44:00.000-05:00

Drawing:
denny hessy
diva d. manhud

Hand:
dahud van dim

plob

2009-01-04T20:42:00.000-05:00

>CAM<

2008-12-09T03:00:00.005-05:00

I am the president of Salt-lick Fence Corporation. We have been in business until the day I am born. Word in the trade publications is that I am not pregant or pregnant or is. I don't really care but it would be nice sometimes to know... to sometimes have a crow in my ear.

My company is dedicated to the cause of allowing Horses the freedom to destroy their boundaries if they want to. If they're getting enough salt elsewhere then they probably won't want to - not sure actually. Deer are another matter. We proudly arm each of our fences with a sensitive anti-Deer device that shoots them - that turns them into a puddle of sentient mucous inside a sausage-like membrane.

Best wishes,

-Helen Drivle

Tanny and Me

2008-12-08T02:59:00.001-05:00

One day I ate some stale crackers.
The next day I had some more stale crackers along with some cheese doodles.
The next day I didn't have anything, just sort of rolled around a bit between sleeps.
Wasn't feeling too good the day after that. Had a headache and a fever. I went swimming in the marsh outside my shack, just floating actually, didn't feel too good but was better than lying indoors. It was still summer, the water was warm and soothing but the salty smell and taste started to give me yet another headache. I ate some oysters and kelp that I found stuck to the side of my porch.
I scraped my foot climbing back into my shack. Some barnacle-particles were stuck in my tender instep.
After that a few days went by before I was willing to leave the house. I stayed in bed and lived on a bottle of cough syrup and some hard licorice that I found on my bed stand. That was a pretty good day actually, finding the licorice really cheered me up.
My friend Tanny payed me a visit late one night (wasn't sure how much time passed since the licorice -- stopped keeping track). He wouldn't say what he wanted and just sat in a chair in a corner of my room.
I didn't hear him come in and didn't even notice his presence until I struck a match. I woke up from a dream (something about snakes in the Elymus mollis) . I squirmed around my bed looking for the matches that I knew I had folded into a secret pocket in the bed sheet.

Striking a match after a troubled dream is a good way to clear the head, it's become a ritual of mine to just peer around and get a good look of my room whenever I have one of these dreams, but this time the light revealed Tanny unexpectedly sitting in the corner looking at me.

I saw him through the narrow bars of my foot board

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For some reason I wasn't really startled, but I wasn't curious either, I was still thinking about snakes when I started to ask questions. I don't even remember the words, but it didn't really matter because he just kept staring at me. I invited him to spend the night in the chair or on the floor or where he would and went back to sleep.
When I woke up the next morning my friend had apparently left, but I found his canoe still on my porch. I thought: maybe he decided to swim home.

lawrence

2008-12-05T17:14:00.000-05:00

flace

2008-12-01T01:37:00.001-05:00

Sadly I could no longer watch while my best friend repeated her fall from the bicycle. She wasn't ready to go the distance so we put the training wheels back on. Maybe she would never be ready. Maybe re-learning to ride was too hard. My sorrow pinched me somewhere fleshy but I bit my lip. I could feel sunlight in my breast in spite of the drizzle on my scalp.

supprise

2008-11-15T21:21:00.000-05:00

Copm

2008-10-30T13:29:00.001-04:00

sket

2008-09-30T17:13:00.002-04:00

2008-09-27T02:55:00.003-04:00

loinin'

2008-09-24T21:11:00.000-04:00

2008-09-23T14:49:00.000-04:00

Bew

2008-09-17T02:59:00.001-04:00

2008-09-15T21:06:00.000-04:00